You have arrived
Hey! Hello and Welcome!!! Welcome, Come on in. Wow. So glad you're here! You made it! Welcome to Mystical Revelations' page of abscurity. Where your reality, as you know it, may slide right off your cracker. Because nothing is real, and yet, here you are. Shall we begin?
How wonderful for you to have found this crack in the world and peeked through. This page technically doesn't exist. I'm so glad you decided to take a chance and “scan me.” (It’s the only way to get “here,” by the way.) Let me ask you… Is reality feeling just a bit “off”? All memes, caffeine, and stubborn love? If it feels like your life is being held together with duct tape and bubble gum... …then you’re in the exact right place. Or maybe things are actually going very well. That’s beautiful. Let's keep the forward momentum. —even when you’re whole, clear, and rising— Guidance still calls. The Uni-Verse has you here for some reason... So, now that you’ve officially exited the group chat of illusion. Please wash your hands... and let's continue.
Revelation #1 You are god
Or to be more precise, a fractal. A spark. You dream galaxies with your breath. You've just forgotten. Now... you remember.
Revelation #2 Love
Love is the weak nuclear force! One of the four main forces of the uni-verse. Invisible. Quiet. But it’s what holds the atoms together when everything else tries to fall apart. It transforms. Quietly. Gently. Profoundly. It just ... changes everything. This is what love is all about.
Revelation #3 Space
Space is soft. Reality isn't ridgid. It just pretends to be. Shaped by observation. Like velvet made of maybe. What you believe shapes what you see. Want to reshape your truth? Take a breath. Stretch your limbs... You are already here!
Revelation #4 Time
Time doesn't exist. Chronos is a guideline. Kairos is the invitation. Truly if you had no memory, would there be any time? Right now? You’re on it. Clocks are just anxiety generators. They are not the boss of you. You're right on time. This is your moment! Just move at your rhythm now. You are infinite.
Follow your curiosity
Unlock profound insights through expertly-guided metaphysical and spiritual services. Re-aligning isn’t building something new. It’s restoring what was always there— under the noise, beneath the layers, to the forgotten. Been there. Wandered the maze. Found a few tools worth sharing. I’m lighting the way with them now. Receive a complimentary 1-card tarot pull. Here’s how to do it: 🧭 Go to the Mystic’s Table (on the site). 🔍 Scroll down to Services/Tarot Reading. 📱 Tap the Text Mystic button. 💬 Type this exactly: “This is absurd.” One card. One mirror. Let’s see why the uni-verse thinks you need to be here. Then while you're at it, take a look behind the veil. It's filled with all kinds of helpful tools and there's much more to come!